Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Problems With Invisible Koalas?

Did you know that invisible koalas are the #1 cause of house fires in the world? Introducing ToxiCo brand "Invisikoala Killer" (™), the only spray that poisons and kills invisikoalas on contact! Put those fire-breathing marsupial maniacs to rest for good with Invisikoala Killer!

DISCLAIMER: ToxiCo is not responsible for fires started by invisikoalas or the spawning of random inter-dimensional weirdos. Invisikoala Killer may also be lethal to regular koalas.