Dead Mule Brownies are a fun and easy family snack! Just add sour milk, mix it up, and throw them in the oven for 20 minutes at 400º or something. The Burnsvery Bread Boy loves 'em, therefore they must be good! Then again, he's a human/bread hybrid (hybread?) that escaped from a government facility, so who knows what his nutritional needs would be?
LEGAL CRAP: Dead Mule Brownies are not intended for human, animal, or plant consumption. Dead Mule Brownie Mix is not to be confused with Dead Mule Horse & Donkey Repellent (even though it's equally delicious). Brownie packets are not for individual resale. If you try to resell them, we'll have the Burnsvery Bread Boy bite your fingers off. Dead Mule Brownie Mix may not be available in Alaska, Hawaii, Kansas, and the Dominican Republic.