Sunday, October 18, 2015

Crushed Squirrel Peanut Butter!

Hey kids, do you like peanut butter? Shut up, of course you do. And everybody loves fluffy little squirrels, right? Then why not try our ALL NEW Crushed Squirrel Peanut Butter? Squirrels really love's hard to separate the two, so why even try? That's right, we at the Schmuckers company ground those pesky tree rats into our peanut butter recipe, and the result is divine!

Try Crushed Squirrel Peanut Butter in 4 different styles: smooth, furry, bloody, and extra chunky. Put it on a jellyfish sandwich for some extra sting, or slather it on french flies to give 'em that signature roadkill taste! One spoonful and you'll GO NUTS for the swirly, squirrelly goodness! Now available at a grossery store near you!

And while you're at it, pick up a pack of Schmuckers brand Chocolate Chipmunk Cookies™ as well! Dip 'em in Crushed Squirrel Peanut Butter!

(original Crushed Squirrel Peanut Butter idea by Mary & Harvey Olsen)