Coming Soon: UFO Thoughts - The Book!

Coming Soon: UFO Thoughts

My next book will be UFO Thoughts, a collection of nonsensical phrases with accompanying drawings. Inspired by late-night head ramblings and spammy email adverts in bad English, UFO Thoughts won't feature any poems or rhyming (ok, maybe a few rhymes here and there)...think of it as what happens when you throw the collective consciousness into a blender–a proverbial brain barf of utter insanity!

More info will be posted very soon, including links and previews. Stay tuned...

E.T. Foam Home

What would E.T. say if he had rabies? E.T. foam home. Ha!

STD-2

What's the name of R2-D2's sexually promiscuous cousin? 

STD-2! May the puns be with you.

C3PO'ed

What do you call C3PO when he's mad? C3PO'ed! Har-har.

The Day After Halloween

Happy Halloween! 

Even though it was yesterday, 

somehow I felt compelled 

to post this anyway. 

It's that time of year again,

when every boy and girl

dress up as ghosts and goblins

and eat candy 'til they hurl.

Now that it's all over

and the pumpkins are turning to mush,

you might as well get ready

for the holiday rush.

Forget about Thanksgiving

and that canned, cranberry slime.

The stores are having sales–hooray!

It's almost Christmas time!

But don't fret, my freaky friends...

no need to stress or fear,

there's only 364 days

'til Halloween next year!