Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Coming Soon: UFO Thoughts - The Book!


Coming Soon: UFO Thoughts

My next book will be UFO Thoughts, a collection of nonsensical phrases with accompanying drawings. Inspired by late-night head ramblings and spammy email adverts in bad English. UFO Thoughts won't feature any poems or rhyming (ok, maybe a few rhymes here and there)...think of it as what happens when you throw the collective consciousness into a blender–a proverbial brain barf of utter insanity!

More info will be posted very soon, including links and previews. Stay tuned...

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Thursday, November 3, 2016

STD-2


What's the name of R2-D2's sexually promiscuous cousin? 
STD-2! May the puns be with you.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

The Day After Halloween


Happy Halloween! 
Even though it was yesterday, 
somehow I felt compelled 
to post this anyway. 

It's that time of year again,
when every boy and girl
dress up as ghosts and goblins
and eat candy 'til they hurl.

Now that it's all over
and the pumpkins are turning to mush,
you might as well get ready
for the holiday rush.

Forget about Thanksgiving
and that canned, cranberry slime.
The stores are having sales–hooray!
It's almost Christmas time!

But don't fret, my freaky friends...
no need to stress or fear,
there's only 364 days
'til Halloween next year!