Friday, January 20, 2017
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Friday, January 13, 2017
FryDay the 13th:
thinking about french fries and
Here's my Top 5 list for Scariest Fast Food Restaurants:
1. KFC: They always get my order wrong; I think the employees are zombies.
2. Hardee's: Extremely slow, always understaffed.
3. Bojangles': Phantom menu items / overall just deserted and spooky.
4. Krystal: If you can find one it's probably filthy inside.
5. Dairy Queen: Undead franchise. How are they still alive?
Sunday, January 8, 2017
This planet is a salad best devoured!
And so, I screamed into the night, "Distilled meatloaf!"
...the day when the nagging pots arrive.
The moon has a bath toy, this time I'm sure of it!
Give this mom a cookie-dookie!
...the drugs were yellow.
A lampshade discount, but only for us travelers.
Did someone order this mannequin head? I tell ya, it just hasn't been my day.
A flying nose for certain, and the tentacles are often there too.
I'd say thank you for your fingertips!
Glad stars, I'll have you know! I witness them fading...slowly.
Wrong pen! Particles of freedom...but not here.
...dragon eel has spikes on it. Rooster time!
Anything's a wedding.
You are now a liquid; say goodbye to buffalos!
Just so you know, your football utensils will be confiscated.