New Ears Eve
There's a new trend
on the eve of New Years
to give those you love
a pair of new ears.
The ears of a dog, a rabbit, or cat.
A pig, a mouse, or that of a bat.
The ears of a horse, a goat, or a fox.
Or how 'bout a bear, or even an ox?
The ears of a goblin, an elf, or an orc.
Big monkey ears! Sure, that could work!
No matter what ears
for New Years you get,
here's hoping the set
is your best one yet!
