POV: It's 1993 and your Wendy's fries are undercooked.
The Goblin's Den Blog
Welcome to the Goblin's Den blog. This site is an outlet for jokes, poems, and other weird stuff I come up with. I have 3 self-published books on Blurb.com: Lullabies For Goblins , Haiku For Slugs , and UFO Thoughts . Check side bar below on the desktop site for previews.
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Fiery Chicken Fries
Fiery Chicken Fries
Fiery Chicken Fries,
they're back again at BK.
Haven't had 'em in a while,
so I think I'll get 'em today.
There is some heat to them.
Yes, that much is clear...
but do they bring the flavor?
Well...not quite, I fear.
I found them kind of bland,
yet still, not bad at all...
although the ones I got
were burnt and kind of small.
At four bucks for an eight piece,
it's not a killer deal...
and I would need to get more
for it to be a meal.
They're alright I guess,
six out of ten from me...
Overall I'd say
they're satisfactory.
Tuesday, July 16, 2024
Norboplotz
Norboplotz
I came up with a new word,
I made it just today.
That word is "Norboplotz!",
and it's quite fun to say.
What does it mean, you ask?
I haven't the slightest clue...
I just like to try it out
and see what people do.
I shout "Norboplotz!"
everywhere without a care.
I yell it all day at work,
and spin in my office chair.
I write it as graffiti
on the wall in the park.
I scream "Norboplotz!" at night,
which causes dogs to bark.
Of course, it makes people mad.
They think that I'm insane...
but it's just my way of rebelling
against the mundane.
C'mon, you should try it too!
Making new words is fun...
though if you shout them out loud,
you might get beat up a ton.
Wednesday, May 15, 2024
A Toad In My Abode
A Toad In My Abode
There's a toad in my abode,
hoppin' around the floor.
I don't know how it got in,
perhaps from under the door?
Or maybe from the toilet,
or maybe from the sink.
How did that toad get in my abode?
It really makes me think.
So I scooped the bugger up,
and quickly tossed him out...
but when I came back inside I found
another one hoppin' about.
I took that one outside too,
and threw it against a tree.
How do these toads get in my abode?
It's quite a mystery.
Saturday, March 30, 2024
The Amaze Gaze
The Amaze Gaze
This piece, entitled The Amaze Gaze, debuted at the Pretentia museum in Zurich a few weeks ago. It depicts one's amazement with something new...perhaps akin to when an extraterrestrial first gazes upon the many different beverages available at a Race Trac.
Saturday, January 20, 2024
Thursday, January 18, 2024
Screamboat Willie
Screamboat Willie
There's a mouse in your house
with a big butcher knife.
He's gonna hunt you down
and end your frickin' life.
His copyright expired,
so now he's going nuts–
breaking into people's homes
and carving out their guts.
He's dressed in black and white,
but his favorite color's red.
He'll paint the walls with your blood–
oh yes, you'll soon be dead!
He'll whistle a happy tune
as you scream out in pain,
and it's all 'cause Steamboat Willie
is now public domain.
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