The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck

The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck

Have you heard about Neddy NoNeck? Supposedly, he's a small fat creature that emerges from the ground and hunts people for their necks. He cuts them off with his turkey slicer, then grafts them onto himself. Satisfied with his new neck, he then wobbles back to whence he came...but he always returns to hunt again!

He talks in twisted rhymes, mocking his victims. Some have said they heard him say: "My name is Neddy NoNeck, 'cause I have no neck, you see...so I think I'll cut off yours, and staple it onto me!" There's also the rumor that Neddy NoNeck may be the minion of an even more terrifying entity, known as The Neckromancer.

Shown here is a talking figure of Neddy NoNeck based on the urban legend. Could such a creature be real, or is he just a creepypasta to scare kids? Just to be safe, you may want to keep a chainmail scarf handy.

"Civilized" Dinosaur Found

"Civilized" Dinosaur Found

Paleontologists have discovered an extraordinary fossil in Montana: that of a theropod dinosaur which appears to have a top hat-like crest on its head. This could be an indication that dinosaurs were more civilized than previously thought.

The new species has been dubbed "The Great Emancipavenator", after its likeness to Abraham Lincoln.

Tornado Haiku

Severe storm season.

It's the perfect time for some

tornado haiku.

Pie Day

Today is national pie day, so here's your obligatory post.

The Goblin's Den Logo

Trying out a new logo. A simpler, more geometric design.

Super MARE-io Bros.

After obtaining a strange power-up, the Super Mario Bros. have turned into horses. They are now truly the Super MARE-io Bros., as many have mispronounced before.

Meanwhile, Donkey Kong has become an actual donkey...and let's not talk about P. Diddy Kong.

ApPEARition

Did you know that the ghost of a pear is called an apPEARition? Fun Fact: Beware, they can occasionally be transPEARent.