New Ears Eve

New Ears Eve

There's a new trend

on the eve of New Years

to give those you know

a pair of new ears.

Dog ears, bunny ears,

or ones like a cat.

Pig ears, mouse ears,

or those of a bat.

Goblin ears, elf ears,

or maybe an orc.

Big monkey ears--

yeah, that could work!

Not matter what ears

for New Years you get,

here's hoping the set

are your best ones yet!

Black Friday Haiku 5

Christmas shopping sucks.

Maybe you can relate to

some of these zen poems.

 

Necromonger Gingerbread Man

When one of your relatives is a Necromonger and brings cookies to the Christmas party.

"He's not a gingerbread man. He's the Holy Half-Bread that has seen the Ovenverse."

Spooky Weirdos: The Kentucky Hopkinsville Goblins

Spooky Weirdos: The Kentucky Hopkinsville Goblins

One night in late August 1955, the Sutton family was harassed by goblin-like creatures on their property near Hopkinsville, Kentucky. The entities were about 3-feet tall, had silver skin, and large eyes/ears. They were soon met with gunfire, which had little effect on them. After several confrontations, they vanished by dawn. What were these mysterious visitors? Aliens? Ghosts? No one knows, but they certainly have left an indelible mark upon the town.

The Sound Of French Fries: Halloween Edition 5

Halloween's not done

'til you ingest this batch of

spooky fast food poems.

Dead Mall Haiku 2

Dead Mall Haiku 2.

Are you ready for some more

retail nostalgia?

Yoga Worms

What if Dhalsim from Street Fighter was a zombie? He kind of already looks undead. He'd be called Zhalsim and would spit worms instead of fire.