Tuesday, April 1, 2025

"Civilized" Dinosaur Found


"Civilized" Dinosaur Found

Paleontologists have discovered an extraordinary fossil in Montana: that of a theropod dinosaur which appears to have a top hat-like crest on its head. This could be an indication that dinosaurs were more civilized than previously thought.

The new species has been dubbed "Emancipator", after its likeness to Abraham Lincoln.

Sunday, March 30, 2025

Tornado Haiku


Severe storm season.
It's the perfect time for some
tornado haiku.

Friday, March 14, 2025

Friday, February 28, 2025

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Super MARE-io Bros.


After obtaining a strange power-up, the Super Mario Bros. have turned into horses. They are now truly the Super MARE-io Bros., as many have mispronounced before.

Meanwhile, Donkey Kong has become an actual donkey...and let's not talk about P. Diddy Kong.

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

ApPEARition



Did you know that the ghost of a pear is called an apPEARition? Fun Fact: Beware, they can occasionally be transPEARent.

Monday, December 30, 2024

UFO Thought Of The Day: Kind Of Like A Frog



UFO Thought Of The Day:

 "It was kind of like a frog...except it was big and fast."