Corn On The Macabre

Corn On The Macabre

Do you like movies that make you sick?

Then I recommend this new horror flick.

It's kind of corny, but I think you'll find

that it'll be engrained in your mind.

It's about killer corn that's stalking this girl.

By the end I'm sure it'll make you hurl.

There's buckets of blood, gratuitous gore,

and nudity, too. Need I say more?

Oh, and one scene is so utterly vile,

you won't eat popcorn for quite a while.

So get tickets now, and be a part of the mob

that's the first to see Corn On The Macabre.

 

Early 2000s Wrong Turn

POV: It's the early 2000s and you took a wrong turn on the 'net.

Velocicraptor

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with diarrhea?

A: A velocicraptor. 😆

New Wendy's Tendies: A Fast Food Review Poem

New Wendy's Tendies: A Fast Food Review Poem

Wendys has tendies!

They claim that they're new,

but they've had them before -

so that isn't true.

I'm calling them out

on their marketing lie...

but despite the false hype,

I gave them a try.

Alas, as I thought,

they're exactly the same...

and overpriced, too -

so that's double lame.

For fast food chicken,

they're average fare.

Too greasy and bland,

no spice and no flair.

To put it simply,

not the best that I've had.

I'd rather have Zaxby's,

but they're not too bad.

 

Bigfoot Haiku 2

Bigfoot is out there.

Where is the big guy hiding?

Maybe your backyard.

 

It's...Aliens

Whenever something weird is afoot, it's...aliens. Someone tell those guys to stop being so spooky.

 

New Ears Eve

New Ears Eve

There's a new trend

on the eve of New Years

to give those you love

a pair of new ears.

The ears of a dog, a rabbit, or cat.

A pig, a mouse, or that of a bat.

The ears of a horse, a goat, or a fox.

Or how 'bout a bear, or even an ox?

The ears of a goblin, an elf, or an orc.

Big monkey ears! Sure, that could work!

Not matter what ears

for New Years you get,

here's hoping the set

are your best ones yet!