An Onion Ring In My Fries (A Fast Food Poem)

 

Ever get an onion ring in your fries? Sure, you could've just ordered onion rings, but finding one in your fries is like a lucky bonus. That's what this poem's about.

A Pair Of Pears

Here we have a pair of pears. Let's compear them: One looks pearturbed while the other is pearfectly happy.

 

They Were Always The BerenSTAIN Bears

This should settle the argument once and for all. The Mandela Effect is irrelevant...they were always The BerenSTAIN Bears.

Men In Black Up Close

Ever wondered what those Men In Black/Shadow People look like up close? Well, here you go.

Ape-ril

It's the month of Ape-ril. Time to go bananas!

Flushit Turdotax

Tired of those other shitty tax apps that lie and steal your cash? Then try our shitty app: Flushit Turdotax! It's so fast and efficient that you can do your taxes while on the pot. This tax season, use Flushit Turdotax and wipe your taxes off your to-doo list!

Pearallelogram

Pearallelogram: Any geometrical shape with the appearance of a pear. Pearchance it fell from a Geometree?