Time Of The Rabbit

Time Of The Rabbit

Time of the rabbit,

time of the storm.

Time for the weather

now to get warm.

Time of the frog,

time of the flower.

Time for the clocks to

go forward an hour.

Time of the bird,

time of the lamb.

Time to paint eggs

and to eat ham.

Time of the bee,

time for their sting.

Time for that pollen

and allergy thing.

Your nose will be clogged,

and yeah, that's a bummer...

but at least soon,

it'll be summer!

Fryday The 13th Revenge

Some more fun with AI slop. He came back for revenge, but he stayed for the fries...can you blame him? Happy Fryday The 13th.

Alien Spookaloo

Just an alien doing the spooky stuff an alien does.

 

Doughnation

Q: When someone gives you free bread dough, what do you say?

A: Thanks for the dough-nation. I'm sure I'll be knead-ing it!

When it comes to bread jokes, I always rise to the occasion.

Fryday The 13th: Jason Goes To Del...Taco

Sounds like a decent sequel to me.

Corn On The Macabre

Corn On The Macabre

Do you like movies that make you sick?

Then I recommend this new horror flick.

It's kind of corny, but I think you'll find

that it'll be engrained in your mind.

It's about killer corn that's stalking this girl.

By the end I'm sure it'll make you hurl.

There's buckets of blood, gratuitous gore,

and nudity, too. Need I say more?

Oh, and one scene is so utterly vile,

you won't eat popcorn for quite a while.

So get tickets now, and be a part of the mob

that's the first to see Corn On The Macabre.

 

Early 2000s Wrong Turn

POV: It's the early 2000s and you took a wrong turn on the 'net.