Leftover Curry (A Short Poem)

A short poem about leftover curry. If your curry turned furry, would you throw it out in a hurry? You probably should.

The Goblin's Den Is Now On Etsy

The Goblin's Den is now on Etsy. Check out my bumper magnets, t-shirts, and more at https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheGoblinsDenStudio.

 

The Goblin's Den Is Now On TikTok

The Goblin's Den is now on TikTok. Check out my short poems there at: The Goblin's Den (@goblinsdenpoems) | TikTok.

 

The Wrong Burrito (Shorts Version)

YouTube Shorts version of The Wrong Burrito.

The Wrong Burrito (A Fast Food Poem)

Ever get the wrong burrito from a taco joint?

The Sad Stoplight

The Sad Stoplight

Look at this stoplight...

just humor me, please.

It seems there’s a face

in the dead LEDs.

Is that a smile I see?

No, I think it’s a frown.

Under one of its eyes

there’s a tear running down.

Why are you sad, stoplight?

Tell us of your pain.

Do you feel alone?

Is your life mundane?

Bobbing on that wire

through the rain and snow.

Cycling through your colors--

that’s all you’ll ever know.

Watching as cars go by,

feeling so bored and stuck.

I guess being a stoplight

would definitely suck.

Now I want to cry, too.

Who would’ve had the notion

that a simple stoplight

could show such emotion?

Mega Man Lemons

As you crab-walk your way through the world, remember that if life gives you lemons, use them as Mega Buster shots...that's what Mega Man would do. Behold the power of citric acid!