Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Pearallelogram


Pearallelogram: Any geometrical shape with the appearance of a pear. Pearchance it fell from a Geometree?

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Norboplotz! For Atari 2600


On this day in 1985, one of the weirdest Atari 2600 gems was released. Entitled "Norboplotz!", it was a quirky chase game where you played as a goblin attempting to yell the titular word into people's windows. One of the first 64k 2600 games, the bulk of the memory was dedicated to the "Norboplotz!" soundbite that the goblin could yell when you pressed the button. The gameplay and graphics were wonky, and most of the sound effects could easily be mistaken for farts, but "Norboplotz!" remains a cult classic of retro gaming. An arcade version was also released.

Monday, March 30, 2026

Time Of The Rabbit


Time Of The Rabbit

Time of the rabbit,
time of the storm.
Time for the weather
now to get warm.

Time of the frog,
time of the flower.
Time for the clocks to
go forward an hour.

Time of the bird,
time of the lamb.
Time to paint eggs
and to eat ham.

Time of the bee,
time for their sting.
Time for that pollen
and allergy thing.

Your nose will be clogged,
and yeah, that's a bummer...
but at least soon,
it'll be summer!

Friday, March 13, 2026

Fryday The 13th Revenge


Some more fun with AI slop. He came back for revenge, but he stayed for the fries...can you blame him? Happy Fryday The 13th.

Thursday, March 5, 2026

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Doughnation


Q: When someone gives you free bread dough, what do you say?
A: Thanks for the dough-nation. I'm sure I'll be knead-ing it!

When it comes to bread jokes, I always rise to the occasion.