Crappy Valentine's Day! Let's all stuff our faces with chalky candy hearts and stale chocolate. Shut up, you know you love it.
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Saturday, February 14, 2015
Crappy Valentine's Day!
Crappy Valentine's Day! Let's all stuff our faces with chalky candy hearts and stale chocolate. Shut up, you know you love it.
Friday, February 13, 2015
Fryday The 13th
That's right, it's Fryday The 13th. What are your favorite kind of french fries? Here's my preferred top 10…
1. Checkers
2. Chick-Fil-A
3. Zaxby's
4. McDonald's
5. Krystal (Waffle Fries)
6. KFC
7. Shane's Rib Shack
8. Wendy's
9. Steak & Shake
10. Arby's
1. Checkers
2. Chick-Fil-A
3. Zaxby's
4. McDonald's
5. Krystal (Waffle Fries)
6. KFC
7. Shane's Rib Shack
8. Wendy's
9. Steak & Shake
10. Arby's
It's Fryday!
It's Fryday, so here you go…have some french fries! Thirteen fries: one for each day. Put your machete-wielding skills to good use and cut yourself some potatoes (hockey mask recommended but not required).
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