UFO Thought Of The Day:
"It was kind of like a frog...except it was big and fast."
Monday, December 30, 2024
Saturday, December 28, 2024
The Sound Of French Fries: Christmas Edition 6
Attention foodies:
Christmas-themed fast food haiku!
The sixth edition.
Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Merry Crushmas
Ho-ho-oh, no! What happened to this elf? I guess he was flattened by the Mannheim Steamroller. Merry Crushmas!
Saturday, December 14, 2024
When A Lima Bean Becomes Sentient
When A Lima Bean Becomes Sentient
Every so often, a lima bean becomes sentient—proclaiming itself to have become a "lima being." Having gazed upon its own reflection, it is now set apart from its lima brethren—destined to ponder its place in the universe. Most experts blame GMOs for the emergence of this phenomena, but no definitive cause has yet bean identified.
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