Welcome to the Goblin's Den blog. This site is an outlet for jokes, poems, and other weird stuff I come up with. I have 3 self-published books on Blurb.com: Lullabies For Goblins , Haiku For Slugs , and UFO Thoughts . Check side bar below on the desktop site for previews.
Saturday, April 18, 2026
Saturday, April 11, 2026
Flushit Turdotax
Tired of those other shitty tax apps that lie and steal your cash? Then try our shitty app: Flushit Turdotax! It's so fast and efficient that you can do your taxes while on the pot. This tax season, use Flushit Turdotax and wipe your taxes off your to-doo list!
Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Pearallelogram
Pearallelogram: Any geometrical shape with the appearance of a pear. Pearchance it fell from a Geometree?
Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Norboplotz! For Atari 2600
On this day in 1985, one of the weirdest Atari 2600 gems was released. Entitled "Norboplotz!", it was a quirky chase game where you played as a goblin attempting to yell the titular word into people's windows. One of the first 64k 2600 games, the bulk of the memory was dedicated to the "Norboplotz!" soundbite that the goblin could yell when you pressed the button. The gameplay and graphics were wonky, and most of the sound effects could easily be mistaken for farts, but "Norboplotz!" remains a cult classic of retro gaming. An arcade version was also released.
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