The Sound Of French Fries: Halloween Edition 4

It's Halloween time.

That means more haiku, of course...

so sink your teeth in.

Derpetology

Derpetology: [dur-pi-tol-uh-gee] noun. 1. The branch of zoology concerned with mentally disabled reptiles and amphibians.

Where Did You Learn To Fry?

POV: It's 1993 and your Wendy's fries are undercooked.