Merry Fishmas!

Look what the yule tide washed in. Merry Fishmas!

A Walmart Thanksgiving

I solemnly swear on this black friday night to race up to Walmart and punch, shove, and bite…just to save a few bucks and get stressed the hell out. What, haven't you heard? That's what Thanksgiving's about!

New! Stickers & Magnets - April 2013

Added some new bumper stickers to my CafePress shop. All sticker designs are now available as car magnets as well for $5.99 each. Check 'em out at www.cafepress.com/goblinsden.

UFO Thoughts 2

Rackets. Tennis rackets! Nevermind...

My axe fell off the ladder and injured a goose. Yeah, so what else is new?

You cannot fully understand the implications of boat. First and foremost, you have to learn archery, pillow stuffing, and bacon communication.

I was sucked into another dimension and questioned heavily by salamanders about what type of shoes I prefer. I told them Keds, which was a lie...but I still got a piece of cake.

...the rest of the tree. And that was the last time I saw Candice.

Whenever you have 17 dollars in your wallet, you may notice the sky turning yellow. Turtles are unaffected.

Grootis Serwull now has 50% more grab hands. I must confess, it was I who broke your coffee mug...but I'll buy you a new one, my love.

Never trust a spade-head. They'll warp you away inside of their silver chestnut...or something like that.

Don't worry, Wisconsin has plenty of tigers. You just have to look for the big pumice.

New Shot Glasses - June 2012

Several more shot glasses are now available at my CafePress store. Most of these are experimental designs with illustrations and strange fonts. Check 'em out at www.cafepress.com/goblinsden. 

New Bumper Stickers - May 2012

I added some new stickers to my CafePress shop. You can check them out in the usual place: www.cafepress.com/goblinsden. I'll be putting up some new shot glass designs soon also, so be sure to check back.

Haiku For Slugs

  

My next project will be Haiku For Slugs, a book of humorous short phrases poking fun at traditional Japanese zen poetry. While there are many schools of thought on exactly what form "true haiku" should take, I'm going to stick to the 5-7-5 format for this one. Only the first section will focus on slugs–the rest will be on various other subjects such as Bigfoot and UFOs. Stay tuned for further info.