Donut Haiku 3

Love me some donuts!

Here's more zen poems about them.

Eat up and enjoy.

This is the 3rd video in my "Donut Haiku" series, featuring narrated zen poems about donuts with relaxing background music.

Gorillas In The Myst

Gorillas would probably be bored by it, too.

Fun With Puns 2

More Fun With Puns! There's a clue in each frame...can you guess them all? Answers below.

A. Chew-Chew Train

B. Meateor

C. Pen-guin

D. Stool Pigeon

E. AlgeBra

F. Commode-o Dragon

G. Doenut

H. Hypotenoose

Sign Fail: Fire_orks

Found this store sign fail in Cartersville, GA.

Note: Orc image taken from Orcs Must Die.

Fun With Puns

Fun with puns! Can you figure them all out? Answers below.

A. Giraft     

B. Dirigibull

C. BalLoon  

D. Piethon

E. Seefood

F. Reese's Monkey

G. Chilly Pepper

Fryday Haiku: Culvers

Look what just opened:

Culver's! My new choice grease pit!

Crunchy onion rings!

Culver's has burgers

fried stuff, and ice cream to boot.

Watch out, Dairy Queen!

Their chicken's not bad

and their fries are average.

Otter's is better.

Damn, Culver's is slammed...

is it really that good or

just because it's new?

They have seafood, too...

and it's actually fresh!

Captain D's, you're fired.

A couple of fryday haiku for you, on account of a new Culver's opening up in my area...right across from a Dairy Queen. Oh snap, it's on!

K9-17 Bullpup Assault Rifle

K9-17 "The Big Dawg" Bullpup Rifle

Y'all need serious firepower? Then take a gander at the new .45 caliber K9-17 Bullpup Assault Rifle, known in these parts as the "Big Dawg." Squirrels givin' you a ruff time? This hoss will splatter them critters good. Hogzilla eatin' all yer cabbage? It'll kill that dead too, I tell you what. And of course it's 100% made in 'Murica, baby! Yeehaw! Now you've got a dawg in this fight!

Now available at Curbela's, yer friendly neighborhood death dispensary!