I Can't Dew This Anymore

DeW nOt pAsS gO. 2 maNy flAvoRz!

DomiNose Pizza

hEllo, dOmiNose? Do U deLiver 2 aLterNaTe diMeNsiOnS?

Plancakes

Plancakes

I love me some pancakes

and of course waffles, too.

I eat them every day...

how about you?

Pancakes for breakfast,

pancakes for lunch.

Pancakes for dinner,

and don't forget brunch!

Every chance I get,

I pour on a fresh batch.

I drown 'em in syrup

and gulp 'em down the hatch!

Sometimes I have bacon

scorched up nice and black.

Gotta have a crispy side

to go with my short stack!

No other foods will do...

I don't see their appeal.

That's why I plan for pancakes

each and every meal!

The Goblin's Den at CafePress: Summer Update

Don't forget, I have a CafePress shop with bumper stickers, magnets, shot glasses, and more. Check 'em out at https://www.cafepress.com/goblinsden. Beach stickers/magnets are discounted for the summer season!

Virtual Lima Beans

Something screamed in my mind's eye, "Virtual Lima Beans!" And then it was over, I knew the world was doomed.

Alien Haiku 4

When E.T.s arrive,

I hope they see these haiku

and have a few yuks.

The 4th video in my alien haiku series, hope you enjoy.

Toy Yoda In My Toyota #3

Hey look, it's another Toy Yoda in my Toyota. Ha!