An Onion Ring In My Fries

An Onion Ring In My Fries

What's that I see with my eyes?

An onion ring in my fries!

A hidden, tasty surprise

that nobody can despise!

A delicious stowaway

here to brighten up my day.

This onion ring, who can say

how it wound up so astray?

Although I haven't a hunch

how this rebel of the bunch

found its way into my lunch,

I welcome its crispy crunch!

Robotussin

If robots used cough syrup, what would it be called? Robotussin, of course.

Chicken Nuggs

 

Chicken Nuggs

I don't fit in with jocks 'cause I can't catch a ball.

I don't fit in with nerds 'cause I don't LARP at all.

I don't fit in with goths 'cause I won't take their drugs.

So I'll sit here alone and eat some chicken nuggs.

Alien Clones In Different Tones

Alien clones in different tones: a mission of color transition.

Halloween Pumpkin Fries

Happy Halloween! Have some pumpkin fries.

Dopplerganger

Philosoraptor strikes again!

COVID-19 Haiku 3

        

COVID-19 Haiku 3

COVID's still out there

so wear a mask, dumbasses

it's not that damn hard

worldwide pandemic

how did we let this happen?

complacency kills

2020 needs

more Corona beer and less

coronavirus

wear a damn face mask

quit crying about your rights

it's for public health

don't go out to bars

COVID-19 breeding ground

go slut somewhere else

let's burn the world down

fire sanitizes all things

can't let COVID win

quarantine sucks, but

my stimulus check came in

hello, new iMac