Fryday The 13th: Krystal Lake

Fryday The 13th: Krystal Lake

Legend has it, many years ago a Krystal restaurant met its doom on Fryday The 13th. It was 50¢ Krystal day, and due to the massive amount of customers (and a crumbling, pothole-filled parking lot), a sinkhole opened up and swallowed everything in the vicinity. The resulting crater was dubbed "Krystal Lake". Now, on the anniversary on the tragedy, phantom fast food rises from the greasy waters to seek revenge.

COVID-19 Haiku 4

 

COVID-19 Haiku 4

the vaccine is here

but COVID keeps mutating

will this ever end?

Microban sold out

vitamin C prices hiked

screw this pandemic

stay six feet apart

that's not far enough, I say

can I move to Mars?

everywhere I go

I drench my hands in Purell

these are crazy times

buffet restaurants

COVID-19 fear killed them

goodbye, Stevi B's

Walmart entrance has

a Germ-X wipes dispenser

always empty, though

gas station bathroom

I'm sure there's COVID in there

avoid at all costs

everyone says to

practice social distancing

but Taco Mac's slammed

Pearallel Universe Theory

Pearallel Universe Theory: A belief that stems from the idea that parallel universes exist populated with sentient pears. Nonsense? Perhaps, but you have to keep an open rind.

Doggos Everywhere

There's doggos everywhere. Just don't boop the snoot.

Inuit Turbotax

How do Eskimos do their taxes? They use Inuit Turbotax.

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

Philosoraptor has a point there.

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