Bojangles Fry Spice

I think "The Spice" from Dune is what Bojangles puts on their french fries. That stuff is stellar.

The Sound Of French Fries: Christmas Edition 5

Ah, the holidays.

You know what that means, folks...

more fast food haiku!

Black Friday Haiku 4

Black Friday haiku:

ready to shop yourself nuts?

Let the deals begin!

Of Turkey & Farts: A Thanksgiving Poem

 

Of Turkey & Farts

After Thanksgiving dinner,

folks are as stuffed as can be.

And then they go out shopping,

 a time bomb if you ask me.

Because when they start to move,

it stirs up what’s in their guts.

Then soon, you know what happens...

they pass gas out of their butts.

You’d think they’d have the manners

to hold it in for a while.

But no, they just let it rip

and reek up an entire aisle.

Then they quickly waddle off,

hoping others take the blame.

Ugh, the stench of rotten eggs...

the odor’s always the same!

If you must fart in public,

please clench your sphincter and think.

Be polite and go outside

to release your sulfur stink.

The Sound Of French Fries: Halloween Edition 3

Halloween candy?

Nah, I'd rather have french fries.

Here's some more haiku.

Extraterrestrial Most Bestest

You've tried the Little Caesars Extra Most Bestest Pizza, now try the Extraterrestrial Most Bestest. If you thought the Extra Most Bestest Pizza's piles of pepperoni were an amalgam of anomalous meat before, wait until you try it when there's a whole universe of fauna flesh to feast from. It'll send your cholesterol levels into orbit!

Fryday The 13th: Krystal Lake

Fryday The 13th: Krystal Lake

Legend has it, many years ago a Krystal restaurant met its doom on Fryday The 13th. It was 50¢ Krystal day, and due to the massive amount of customers (and a crumbling, pothole-filled parking lot), a sinkhole opened up and swallowed everything in the vicinity. The resulting crater was dubbed "Krystal Lake". Now, on the anniversary on the tragedy, phantom fast food rises from the greasy waters to seek revenge.