McNuggets Are Forever

McNuggets Are Forever

McNuggets are forever...

they're immortal, don't you know?

As the months and years go by,

no decay on them will show.

McNuggets are forever...

it's astounding, don't you think?

They stay in perfect shape while

vegetables rot and stink.

McNuggets are forever...

they're impervious to time.

Could be because they're made from

that mysterious pink slime.

McNuggets are forever...

they'll outlast even this place.

Long after the Earth is gone,

they'll be floating free in space.

10 Year Challenge: McNugget Vs. Orange

McNuggets stand the test of time.

Vampire Tones

A vampire in different color tones, because whatever.

Toester

Everyone's so concerned about if their refrigerator is running or not, but they shouldn't forget to check on their toester. Hint: That's when your toaster sprouts feet and runs away.

Power Line Ground Hook = Cheetos Paws

There's this power line ground hook in my yard, but it reminds me of Cheetos Paws whenever I see it.

Bojangles Fry Spice

I think "The Spice" from Dune is what Bojangles puts on their french fries. That stuff is stellar.

The Sound Of French Fries: Christmas Edition 5

Ah, the holidays.

You know what that means, folks...

more fast food haiku!