Steamed Hams Except It's An Ancient Cave Painting

Steamed Hams Except It's An Ancient Cave Painting

Found at an undisclosed location in South America, this restored ancient cave painting seems to depict the legendary Simpsons "Steamed Hams" gag with Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers. This piece, along with other finds on display at the "Esteemed Hams" exhibit in Munich, lend credence to the theory that The Simpsons is far more than just an animated TV show. Further studies are ongoing.

You Are A Diabolical Couch!

A thought occurred to me one night...you are a diabolical couch!

"Ouch! I can vouch the bite of that couch is no slouch!" ~ Anonymous customer at Sofa King

Spring Into Weirdness: Jackaloupe

Spring Into Weirdness: Jackaloupe

You found a mysterious capsule in the forest. You open it to find a curious creature...it's a Jackaloupe! Not the fabled Jackalope of North American folklore - no, this is an amalgam of a jack rabbit and a cantaloupe. You wonder what to do with such an abomination. Should you eat it, turn it over to the authorities, or keep it as a pet?

Daily Grinder: Jackaloupe / The Couch With Teeth

Here's some news for you, hot off the press.

 

Fast Food Christmas Lights

Here's some Christmas lights based on the 5 essential food groups: french fries, burgers, pizza, chicken nuggets, and onion rings.

Underneath Your Car Seat

Underneath Your Car Seat

Underneath your car seat,

old french fries lie in wait.

They fell between the cracks

to meet a cold, dark fate.

Underneath your car seat,

there's candy down there, too...

and change and ketchup packs.

All the things lost by you.

Underneath your car seat,

it's an abyssal plain

where nacho cheese drips down

and leaves a crusty stain.

Underneath your car seat,

there's gum and chicken nuggs...

and lots of taco crumbs

down there collecting bugs.

 

Underneath your car seat,

that's where all that stuff goes...

'til one day it clogs up

your vacuum cleaner hose.

The Phantom Burger King Receipt

The Phantom Burger King Receipt

Once upon a stormy night,

the world was struck with terror

when they received something odd...

an email sent in error.

It was a blank receipt

sent out by Burger King,

but it was very late and

no one had ordered a thing.

There was no total given,

nor a store location.

No time of order either...

not any information.

It left us all confused,

the 'net alive with chatter.

Had Burger King been hacked...

and us too, for that matter?

If Burger King knows something,

the truth has yet to be spilled.

Perhaps it was sent by the ghosts

of all the cows they've killed.