Abscond From This Pond

When you're at White Water and there's so many people that the lazy river turns yellow.

The Incredible Shrinking Long John Silver's Hush Puppies

The Incredible Shrinking Long John Silver's Hush Puppies

Over time, it seems that Long John Silver's hush puppies have been slowly shrinking and becoming more greasy. Conspiracy? Perhaps.

Boba Fett Puns

Boba Fett Puns

1. Booba Fett: A female Boba Fett. Cosplayers have done this a million times.

2. Bulba Fett: Ever wanted a Boba Fett light bulb? Here it is.

3. Bowlba Fett: A cereal bowl shaped like Boba Fett's helmet.

4. Boba Fester: Uncle Fester from The Addams Family cosplaying as Boba Fett.

5. Froba Fett: Boba Fett with an afro. Considerably more hair than he has now.

6. Boa Fett: A boa constrictor cosplaying as Boba Fett.

Steamed Hams Except It's An Ancient Cave Painting

Steamed Hams Except It's An Ancient Cave Painting

Found at an undisclosed location in South America, this restored ancient cave painting seems to depict the legendary Simpsons "Steamed Hams" gag with Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers. This piece, along with other finds on display at the "Esteemed Hams" exhibit in Munich, lend credence to the theory that The Simpsons is far more than just an animated TV show. Further studies are ongoing.

You Are A Diabolical Couch!

A thought occurred to me one night...you are a diabolical couch!

"Ouch! I can vouch the bite of that couch is no slouch!" ~ Anonymous customer at Sofa King

Spring Into Weirdness: Jackaloupe

Spring Into Weirdness: Jackaloupe

You found a mysterious capsule in the forest. You open it to find a curious creature...it's a Jackaloupe! Not the fabled Jackalope of North American folklore - no, this is an amalgam of a jack rabbit and a cantaloupe. You wonder what to do with such an abomination. Should you eat it, turn it over to the authorities, or keep it as a pet?

Daily Grinder: Jackaloupe / The Couch With Teeth

Here's some news for you, hot off the press.