Moth-er's Day

It's that time of year again when we pay tribute to moths and moth collectors everywhere. Happy Moth-er's Day!

Problems With Invisible Koalas?

Did you know that invisible koalas are the #1 cause of house fires in the world? Introducing ToxiCo brand "Invisikoala Killer" (™), the only spray that poisons and kills invisikoalas on contact! Put those fire-breathing marsupial maniacs to rest for good with Invisikoala Killer!

DISCLAIMER: ToxiCo is not responsible for fires started by invisikoalas or the spawning of random inter-dimensional weirdos. Invisikoala Killer may also be lethal to regular koalas.

Merry Fishmas!

Look what the yule tide washed in. Merry Fishmas!

A Walmart Thanksgiving

I solemnly swear on this black friday night to race up to Walmart and punch, shove, and bite…just to save a few bucks and get stressed the hell out. What, haven't you heard? That's what Thanksgiving's about!

New! Stickers & Magnets - April 2013

Added some new bumper stickers to my CafePress shop. All sticker designs are now available as car magnets as well for $5.99 each. Check 'em out at www.cafepress.com/goblinsden.

UFO Thoughts 2

Rackets. Tennis rackets! Nevermind...

My axe fell off the ladder and injured a goose. Yeah, so what else is new?

You cannot fully understand the implications of boat. First and foremost, you have to learn archery, pillow stuffing, and bacon communication.

I was sucked into another dimension and questioned heavily by salamanders about what type of shoes I prefer. I told them Keds, which was a lie...but I still got a piece of cake.

...the rest of the tree. And that was the last time I saw Candice.

Whenever you have 17 dollars in your wallet, you may notice the sky turning yellow. Turtles are unaffected.

Grootis Serwull now has 50% more grab hands. I must confess, it was I who broke your coffee mug...but I'll buy you a new one, my love.

Never trust a spade-head. They'll warp you away inside of their silver chestnut...or something like that.

Don't worry, Wisconsin has plenty of tigers. You just have to look for the big pumice.

New Shot Glasses - June 2012

Several more shot glasses are now available at my CafePress store. Most of these are experimental designs with illustrations and strange fonts. Check 'em out at www.cafepress.com/goblinsden.