It's Pizza...SMOKED!

Ever had a SMOKED pizza?

Valentine's Day Haiku 3

It's Valentine's Day,

and you know what that means, right?

More haiku, of course!

Welcome to another edition of Valentine's Day haiku. I got started kind of late on this one...but it's still technically February 14th, so here it is!

Muppet Scalps

This just in: Muppet scalps are excellent car wash sponges.

Beach Bumper Stickers

New bumper stickers/magnets are available at my CafePress store. Check out these beach-inspired designs and more at www.cafepress.com/goblinsden.

I'll be revamping the store soon, so pardon the mess while I get things sorted out. Note that some products (such as ceramic pet bowls) aren't carried by CafePress anymore and will no longer be available.

The Sound Of French Fries: Christmas Edition 3

Seasonings' greetings!

Have some salty and greasy

fast food haiku poems!

The 3rd video in my "The Sound Of French Fries: Christmas Edition" series, featuring narrated zen poems with holiday jazz.

Eggnog Fog Jog Dog

Come on, folks...you know there'd be a lot more pop-in without it. One minute it's polyhere, and the next minute it's polygone.

Black Friday Haiku 2

Turkey day again,

but everybody's mind is

on the sales instead.

The 2nd video in my Black Friday haiku series, featuring narrated haiku poems with holiday muzak.