Feaster Bunny

The Feaster Bunny (aka Peter Rottontail) says, "Spring rains bring fresh BRAINS!!!"

Tornadough Warning!

Q: What do you call a tornado that hits a bakery?

A: a tornadough.

If it hits a corn field, it'a cornado. If it hits a brothel, it's a whorenado. If it hits a pack of wild boars, it's a boarnado. If it hits a mexican restaurant, it's a tortillanado. How about a tile depot? That's a floornado. Or a tomato farm? That's a tormato.

Maybe there could be a tornado-themed cereal called Tornad-O's; it would have tornado, raindrop, and lightning-shaped grain pieces with flying cow marshmallows (the O's would be black CherriO pieces to resemble tires). All the flavors of the great plains in one place!

Bad Puns 101: Currier Service

Q: How do Indian restaurants get their food shipments?

A: A currier service.

Instead of a courier service...get it? Har-har.

It's Pizza...SMOKED!

Ever had a SMOKED pizza?

Valentine's Day Haiku 3

It's Valentine's Day,

and you know what that means, right?

More haiku, of course!

Welcome to another edition of Valentine's Day haiku. I got started kind of late on this one...but it's still technically February 14th, so here it is!

Muppet Scalps

This just in: Muppet scalps are excellent car wash sponges.

Beach Bumper Stickers

New bumper stickers/magnets are available at my CafePress store. Check out these beach-inspired designs and more at www.cafepress.com/goblinsden.

I'll be revamping the store soon, so pardon the mess while I get things sorted out. Note that some products (such as ceramic pet bowls) aren't carried by CafePress anymore and will no longer be available.