New Bigfoot Stickers/ Magnets

I added some new Bigfoot-themed bumper stickers / magnets to my CafePress site. Check 'em out at the usual place: http://www.cafepress.com/goblinsden.

DomiNose Pizza: The Video Experience

Is the pizzapocalypse upon us? Nobody nose.

I Can't Dew This Anymore

DeW nOt pAsS gO. 2 maNy flAvoRz!

DomiNose Pizza

hEllo, dOmiNose? Do U deLiver 2 aLterNaTe diMeNsiOnS?

Plancakes

Plancakes

I love me some pancakes

and of course waffles, too.

I eat them every day...

how about you?

Pancakes for breakfast,

pancakes for lunch.

Pancakes for dinner,

and don't forget brunch!

Every chance I get,

I pour on a fresh batch.

I drown 'em in syrup

and gulp 'em down the hatch!

Sometimes I have bacon

scorched up nice and black.

Gotta have a crispy side

to go with my short stack!

No other foods will do...

I don't see their appeal.

That's why I plan for pancakes

each and every meal!

The Goblin's Den at CafePress: Summer Update

Don't forget, I have a CafePress shop with bumper stickers, magnets, shot glasses, and more. Check 'em out at https://www.cafepress.com/goblinsden. Beach stickers/magnets are discounted for the summer season!

Virtual Lima Beans

Something screamed in my mind's eye, "Virtual Lima Beans!" And then it was over, I knew the world was doomed.