Pearallel Universe Theory

Pearallel Universe Theory: A belief that stems from the idea that parallel universes exist populated with sentient pears. Nonsense? Perhaps, but you have to keep an open rind.

Doggos Everywhere

There's doggos everywhere. Just don't boop the snoot.

Inuit Turbotax

How do Eskimos do their taxes? They use Inuit Turbotax.

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

Philosoraptor has a point there.

The News Of The Day

Here's your news for the day.

An Onion Ring In My Fries

An Onion Ring In My Fries

What's that I see with my eyes?

An onion ring in my fries!

A hidden, tasty surprise

that nobody can despise!

A delicious stowaway

here to brighten up my day.

This onion ring, who can say

how it wound up so astray?

Although I haven't a hunch

how this rebel of the bunch

found its way into my lunch,

I welcome its crispy crunch!

Robotussin

If robots used cough syrup, what would it be called? Robotussin, of course.