The Goblin's Den Logo

Trying out a new logo. A simpler, more geometric design.

Super MARE-io Bros.

After obtaining a strange power-up, the Super Mario Bros. have turned into horses. They are now truly the Super MARE-io Bros., as many have mispronounced before.

Meanwhile, Donkey Kong has become an actual donkey...and let's not talk about P. Diddy Kong.

ApPEARition

Did you know that the ghost of a pear is called an apPEARition? Fun Fact: Beware, they can occasionally be transPEARent.

UFO Thought Of The Day: Kind Of Like A Frog

UFO Thought Of The Day:

 "It was kind of like a frog...except it was big and fast."

The Sound Of French Fries: Christmas Edition 6

 

Attention foodies:

Christmas-themed fast food haiku!

The sixth edition.

Merry Crushmas

Ho-ho-oh, no! What happened to this elf? I guess he was flattened by the Mannheim Steamroller. Merry Crushmas!

 

When A Lima Bean Becomes Sentient

When A Lima Bean Becomes Sentient

Every so often, a lima bean becomes sentient—proclaiming itself to have become a "lima being." Having gazed upon its own reflection, it is now set apart from its lima brethren—destined to ponder its place in the universe. Most experts blame GMOs for the emergence of this phenomena, but no definitive cause has yet bean identified.