Sunday, August 6, 2017

Rebelling Of The Spelling


Rebelling Of The Spelling

When I was in elementary school, I used to misspell words on purpose for fun. I called this "game" Rebelling Of The Spelling. First you write down a word spelled the correct way; then you attempt to misspell it in as many ways as possible (while still trying to make it sound correct). Here it is with the word "moon"...

Moon
  • Mewn
  • Mhoon
  • Muun
  • Mune
  • Muen
  • Moohn
  • Muen
  • Muune
  • Mounn
  • Mfoon (f is silent, can't you tell?)
  • Mphewn (ph is silent, deal with it)

HINT: Might want to turn off your auto-correct if you type these. Feel free to use silent letters to really confuse people.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

The Cutting Board: Bread Puns


The Cutting Board: A chatroom for insufferable bread-heads. WARNING: Pastry puns ahead.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

SpaceBook Chat: Climate Change & Spam


More SpaceBook conversations. CAUTION: Reading may lower your intelligence and spelling ability.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Space Boy: A Tim Burton Parody


Here's a doodle and short poem in the stylings of Tim Burton.

There once was a boy from space.
He had a really weird face,
so when he went to school
the other kids were cruel.

"How come your head's so big?"
is what they'd often say.
But little did they know,
he had a shrinking ray!

So he gave them all a ZAP!
and shrunk them down to size.
He fed them to the classroom frog
who gobbled them up like flies.

Saturday, July 1, 2017