Saturday, July 8, 2017

Space Boy: A Tim Burton Parody


Here's a doodle and short poem in the stylings of Tim Burton.

There once was a boy from space.
He had a really weird face,
so when he went to school
the other kids were cruel.

"How come your head's so big?"
is what they'd often say.
But little did they know,
he had a shrinking ray!

So he gave them all a zap
and shrunk them down to size.
He fed them to the classroom frog
who ate them up like flies.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Show Of Hands


Show Of Hands is a handy, digit-al database commissioned by scholars across the galaxy in an exhaustive quest to catalogue every type of grasping appendage in the universe. Organisms need to manipulate their surroundings–especially if they are to create tools and master space travel, and it's a safe bet they'll need opposable thumbs to do it.

From frisky frog fingers to wily webbed whatsits, Show Of Hands will let you know exactly what type of freak was knocking on your window or pattin' around under your bedroom door at 3 AM. 

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Cactus Haiku



Yes, cactus haiku...
a batch of prickly poems for
your viewing pleasure.

Just a few cactus-themed zen poems. Visit my official YouTube channel for even more humorous haiku.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Saturday, June 3, 2017