Fast Food Christmas Lights

Here's some Christmas lights based on the 5 essential food groups: french fries, burgers, pizza, chicken nuggets, and onion rings.

Underneath Your Car Seat

Underneath Your Car Seat

Underneath your car seat,

old french fries lie in wait.

They fell between the cracks

to meet a cold, dark fate.

Underneath your car seat,

there's candy down there, too...

and change and ketchup packs.

All the things lost by you.

Underneath your car seat,

it's an abyssal plain

where nacho cheese drips down

and leaves a crusty stain.

Underneath your car seat,

there's gum and chicken nuggs...

and lots of taco crumbs

down there collecting bugs.

 

Underneath your car seat,

that's where all that stuff goes...

'til one day it clogs up

your vacuum cleaner hose.