An Onion Ring In My Fries

An Onion Ring In My Fries

What's that I see with my eyes?

An onion ring in my fries!

A hidden, tasty surprise

that nobody can despise!

A delicious stowaway

here to brighten up my day.

This onion ring, who can say

how it wound up so astray?

Although I haven't a hunch

how this rebel of the bunch

found its way into my lunch,

I welcome its crispy crunch!

Robotussin

If robots used cough syrup, what would it be called? Robotussin, of course.

Chicken Nuggs

 

Chicken Nuggs

I don't fit in with jocks 'cause I can't catch a ball.

I don't fit in with nerds 'cause I don't LARP at all.

I don't fit in with goths 'cause I won't take their drugs.

So I'll sit here alone and eat some chicken nuggs.