Tuesday, December 16, 2014

UFO Thoughts 8: Specter Of An Inspector

Have you ever seen the specter of an inspector? The one I saw was named Thomas Ridgeborrow; he soaked his feet in acid because he was tired of being called a gumshoe.

Sunday called, margaritas are free!

Worm-like earpiece, don't ask why.

If you want to wax impervious, I say buy a new metrical.

It runs tomorrow, just hit me with a fruitcake!

Don't listen to them, all you need to fix your washing machine is a bicycle pump and an electric eel.

The impact of luggage–how I love the sound!

If you shout the word "gingerbread" during a full moon, the nearest pencil will spin around and warp to another dimension.

Comet Burger has awesome french fries, too bad they only exist in my mind.

…chocolate window pane. Hand me the screwdriver, please.

Whenever I see a briefcase I want to paint a smile on it.

I came here to throw it…over the fence, I think.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Fast Food Faceoff: Burritos

In this edition of Fast Food Faceoff we take a look at burritos…how do they stack up against the commercial? Like burgers, they often come stuffed in a soggy wrapper and are slimy, stale, and more shriveled than advertised. And as always, they look like they've been smashed by a sledgehammer.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

The Goblin's Den YouTube Channel: The Sound Of French Fries

The Goblin's Den now has a YouTube channel! For the moment, this channel will be used mainly for haiku presentations. The first video, The Sound Of French Fries, is now up. A big thanks to my friend Nathan Bennett for compiling this and doing the voice work. Check it out!

You can see these haiku and more in my upcoming book, Haiku For Slugs, so stay tuned for further info.