The Sound Of French Fries: Halloween Edition

Halloween haiku!

Don't think fast food is scary?

Then bite into this!

A spooktacular Halloween edition of The Sound Of French Fries! Ever bitten down on a bone in your chicken sandwich in the pale moonlight?

Winchestershire Mystery Sauce

Have you searched high and low for a sauce that's perfect for every occasion? Available for the first time to mortals, Winchestershire Mystery Sauce™ is the only condiment made with genuine ectoplasm, taken directly from the weeping walls of the Winchester Mystery Mansion. You've never summoned flavor like this!

Years of seances have transformed the Winchester mansion into the perfect distillery for wine and spirits, and we're passing on the magic to you! With just a few shakes, Winchestershire Mystery Sauce™ gives burgers a real kick and instantly devils any egg! It's soul good it'll have you speaking in tongues! Pick up a bottle on location or at a curiosity shop near you...if you dare!

Disclaimer: Winchestershire Mystery Sauce™ is not intended for mortal consumption. The Winchester estate shall not be held responsible for any possessions, poltergeist activity (poultry-related or otherwise), or any other supernatural shenanigans associated with the presence of this product (because legally these things don't exist, so shut up). Does not contain gluten.

The following is a secret incantation spoken before each bottle of Winchestershire Sauce is made...

Oh, Winchester spirits

struck down in days of old,

we ask for your assistance

to make our flavor bold!

The gun that won the west

dealt you a bitter hand,

but you'll exact revenge

if you heed our command.

From the twisting stairways

we offer you reprieve.

Converge now, wayward souls

for the taste we'll achieve!

Enter now this bottle

and we'll mix in the rest.

We seek to make a sauce

that no one will contest!

A condiment so wicked

no tongue can dare resist!

Winchestershire Sauce,

we beg of you, exist!