Saturday, June 23, 2012

UFO Thoughts 2

Rackets. Tennis rackets! Nevermind...

My axe fell off the ladder and injured a goose. Yeah, so what else is new?

You cannot fully understand the implications of boat. First and foremost, you have to learn archery, pillow stuffing, and bacon communication.

I was sucked into another dimension and questioned heavily by salamanders about what type of shoes I prefer. I told them Keds, which was a lie...but I still got a piece of cake.

...the rest of the tree. And that was the last time I saw Candice.

Whenever you have 17 dollars in your wallet, you may notice the sky turning yellow. Turtles are unaffected.

Grootis Serwull now has 50% more grab hands. I must confess, it was I who broke your coffee mug...but I'll buy you a new one, my love.

Never trust a spade-head. They'll warp you away inside of their silver chestnut...or something like that.

Don't worry, Wisconsin has plenty of tigers. You just have to look for the big pumice.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

New Shot Glasses - June 2012

Several more shot glasses are now available at my CafePress store. Most of these are experimental designs with illustrations and strange fonts. Check 'em out at

Thursday, May 24, 2012

New Bumper Stickers - May 2012

I added some new stickers to my CafePress shop. You can check them out in the usual place: I'll be putting up some new shot glass designs soon also, so be sure to check back.