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Top Of The Mourning To Ya

Q: What do leprechauns say to each other when a loved one dies?

A: Top Of The Mourning To Ya!

A Leprechaun Eulogy

Here lies Sheamus O'Leary.

He liked to count his gold

'til one day someone found him

lifeless, stiff, and cold.

He drank himself to death,

as the Irish tend to do.

It seems his liver exploded;

after that, he was through.

All the luck in the world

couldn't save him from the drink.

I wrote this eulogy quick

because he's startin' to stink.

So we stuffed him in this box

and bid our last farewell.

He's pushin' up clovers now

and downin' pints in hell.

Nacho Fries!

News flash for foodies:

Taco Bell has french fries now!

The cheese sauce is gross.

Q: What do you call lightly spiced fries that aren't yours that come with a fake cheese sauce and were trucked in instead of cut fresh?

A: Nacho Fries.

Tide Pod Fever

Kids these days be eatin' up dem Tide Pods like crazy, yo!

Hey, here's a challenge for you...STOP EATING TIDE PODS!!!

Riddle Of The Sphinx

I mingle with the ancient,

a traveler through time.

Behold, I am The Sphinx –

master of riddle and rhyme!

Solve for me this query

to prove you're not a rookie.

You'll earn a place in the stars...

and maybe get a cookie.

This one is quite simple –

I'll make it easy for you.

The tapestry above

should yield a clue or two.

You live in me and give in me.

I'm not what came before or what's in store,

but some would do better to focus on me more.

What am I?