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03. The Toad On The Road

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Happy Hallowthanksmas

Happy Hallowthanksmas

The holidays are here,

like several in a row.

All within a couple months...

it's kind of crazy, you know?

Halloween, Thanksgiving,

and then Christmas at last.

Perhaps they should combine

since they go by so fast.

Just go to any store

in September and you'll see

witches, turkeys, and Santas

simultaneously.

So I've devised a greeting

to fuse these holidays three.

I find it rather fitting,

and I hope that you'll agree.

"Happy Hallowthanksmas!"

it's pleasing to the ear.

The only greeting you'll need

until the end of the year.

"Happy Hallowthanksmas!"

that's all you need to say.

Then tip your hat politely,

and be on your merry way.