Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Haiku For Slugs Preview

Here's a preview of Haiku For Slugs (preview is 55 pages, entire book is 162 pages). Ignore the contrasting colors on the cover, it prints as one uniform black. This preview widget uses Abode Flash and may not appear on mobile devices.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Haiku For Slugs is now available!

My second book, Haiku For Slugs, is now available at www.blurb.com for $9.99!

What do slugs, roadkill, zombies, and fast food have in common? They're all great topics for haiku, of course! Haiku For Slugs takes the fine art of Japanese poetry and pours a bucket of slime all over it! Even Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have nowhere to hide from the 17 syllable madness! Meditate on these twisted topics and more with Haiku For Slugs!

Full Section Listing:

Don't Step On That Slug
Something Smells Fishy
Meditations On Roadkill
Deformities Among Us
The Aliens Are Coming
Searching For Sasquatch
What Lurks In The Loch
Zombie Zen Poetry
The Sound Of French Fries
Hair-ku: The Zen Of Balding

NOTE: This book contains material that may not be suitable for children…such as occasional profanity, violence, and mature themes.

Check it out from this link: http://www.blurb.com/b/6647472-haiku-for-slugs.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Pizza Haiku 2

Pac-Man was inspired
by a missing pizza slice.
No really, it's true!

Domino's pizza
in 30 minutes or less
caused lots of car wrecks.

Papa John's thin crust
always comes with a spice pack.
Who decides these things?

Pizza Hut now has
10 new crust variations...
and all of them suck.

Remember The Noid?
If not, you're under 30.
Just Google it, kid.

New menu item:
Papa John's Frito pizza!
What fresh hell is this?

Garlic knot breadsticks:
good for deterring vampires,
otherwise pointless.

No tomato sauce.
Used barbecue sauce instead.
Worst. Pizza. Ever.