Welcome to the Goblin's Den blog. This site is an outlet for jokes, poems, and other weird stuff I come up with. I have 3 self-published books on Blurb.com: Lullabies For Goblins , Haiku For Slugs , and UFO Thoughts . Check side bar below on the desktop site for previews.
Friday, October 31, 2014
Thursday, October 9, 2014
UFO Thoughts 7: Ham Legs
No, ham legs. No movement!
The scan lines were laughing, mocking me with discontent!
Aliens stole my dentures, they do it all the time.
I heard a banjo playing in my office the other day. It was coming from the trash can, but nothing was inside.
Tiny hat, tiny hat! Give yourself some applause!
I've grown accustomed to being a lute. Are you free Saturday night?
Youth!!! Sit down.
Never poke a pigsly…they're full of tickets, and not the good kind.
There's a lot of beverage, especially in the living room.
Watch out, a sneak face is behind you!
The shape of people's differences…is what they must overcome.
Problem is, the police have been offered the real thing. I go without.
The scan lines were laughing, mocking me with discontent!
Aliens stole my dentures, they do it all the time.
I heard a banjo playing in my office the other day. It was coming from the trash can, but nothing was inside.
Tiny hat, tiny hat! Give yourself some applause!
I've grown accustomed to being a lute. Are you free Saturday night?
Youth!!! Sit down.
Never poke a pigsly…they're full of tickets, and not the good kind.
There's a lot of beverage, especially in the living room.
Watch out, a sneak face is behind you!
The shape of people's differences…is what they must overcome.
Problem is, the police have been offered the real thing. I go without.
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