Haiku Food Review: Jalapeño Chicken Fries

Burger King's new thing:

Jalapeño Chicken Fries.

They make your breath STINK!

The Sandwich Under My Couch

There's a sandwich under my couch,

it's been there for a week.

The bread is turning green

and it's starting to reek.

I only took one bite

and decided that was enough...

so I slid it under my couch

with all my other stuff.

The stench intensifies

with each passing day,

but somehow I keep forgetting

to throw that sandwich away.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual sandwiches under couches is purely coincidental.

Valentine's Day Haiku

Valentine's haiku:

not really that romantic.

Cupid is stupid.

Another haiku video, this time about everyone's favorite corporate-created love holiday. Chintzy teddy bears, expensive chocolate strawberries, and chalky hearts–that's what it's all about. But don't let that stop you from gettin' it on.

Leftover Curry

In the fridge was some leftover curry;

it was so old it was furry.

But there's no need to worry,

'cause I threw it out in a hurry!

Zombie Zen 2 (Zombie Haiku)

Zombie Zen - Part 2!

More zombie poetry for

your juicy brain lobes!

The second video in my "Zombie Zen" series, featuring haiku about those shuffling brain-munchers.