Kmart Haiku

Kmart is dying.

Here's some haiku about it.

Blue light: extinguished.

A few haiku about the rise and fall of Kmart. We made fun of you back in the day, but now we're sad to see you go. Thanks for all the cheap crap.

Cactus Pick-Up Lines

What if cacti used pick-up lines on each other?

Valentine's Day Haiku 2

It's about time for

another Valentine's vid.

Hope you enjoy it!

This is the 2nd video in my Valentine's haiku series. Take some time to relax and reflect on this horrifically hyped Hallmark holiday.