Fiery Alien Head

And now, for no reason...here's an alien head on fire.

MLFG Preview: Where Have All The Monsters Gone?

One more preview from my upcoming book, More Lullabies For Goblins...

Where Have All The Monsters Gone?

Where have all the monsters gone

that lived in days gone by?

We're told they went extinct,

but nobody knows why.

Is an asteroid from space

the cause of their tragic fate?

Or was it climate change?

It's still open for debate.

The animals of today

are comparatively dull.

I want to see something huge

with horns coming out of its skull!

Oh, where have all the monsters gone...

the ones with the gaping jaws

and the dangling necks

that defy nature's laws?

Do not lament their passing,

for some have eluded death.

In the cloudiest lakes and jungles

their ancestors draw breath.

So have your camera ready,

and never let down your guard.

For someday you might find

a monster in your backyard!

The Many Repulsive Flavors Of Mayo

5 jars of mayo.

Each a different flavor.

All equally gross.