Fast Food Haiku Break!

Fast Food Haiku Break!

lunch at KFC

acid reflux imminent

need more Pepsi, stat!

the wise often say

it's what we love that kills us

for me it's fast food

Culver's parking lot

tire scrape marks paint the curb black
narrow drive-thru woes

Door-Dash made a goof

someone's Arby's on my porch
oh well, free dinner

Varsity french fries
soggy, limp and flavorless
no sauce can save them

tough and overcooked
dude...what happened, McDonalds?
your chicken sucks now

these fries taste like fish

I almost threw up, for real
change your grease, Wendy's