The Missing Biscuit
Don't miss the entertainment event of the year, The Missing Biscuit. Told via interpretive dance, it's the harrowing tale of a Bojangles biscuit separated from its combo meal. Coming soon to a performing arts venue near you (or wherever else pretentious puppet fluff graces a wooden stage). Below is a poetry excerpt from the flyer.
Bojangles biscuits are the best,
so much better than all the rest...
so imagine how I did feel
when mine was missing from my meal.
With each combo you always get
a salty, fluffy biscuit yet
when I opened the box I spied
that my biscuit was not inside.
Oh biscuit, soft and buttery,
you make my taste buds squeal with glee.
To be deprived of you this time,
it ought to be a fast food crime!
I know I ordered kind of late,
but still, I have to say I hate
when they run out of biscuit dough.
There's really no excuse, you know?
Whatever the stupid reason,
having no biscuits is treason.
Bojangles, you're now dead to me...
next time I'll go to KFC!
