The Phantom Burger King Receipt
Once upon a stormy night,
the world was struck with terror
when they received something odd...
an email sent in error.
It was a blank receipt
sent out by Burger King,
but it was very late and
no one had ordered a thing.
There was no total given,
nor a store location.
No time of order either...
not any information.
It left us all confused,
the 'net alive with chatter.
Had Burger King been hacked...
and us too, for that matter?
If Burger King knows something,
the truth has yet to be spilled.
Perhaps it was sent by the ghosts
of all the cows they've killed.
