Friday, April 28, 2023

You Are A Diabolical Couch!


A thought occurred to me one night...you are a diabolical couch!

"Ouch! I can vouch the bite of that couch is no slouch!" ~ Anonymous customer at Sofa King

Monday, April 10, 2023

Spring Into Weirdness: Jackaloupe


Spring Into Weirdness: Jackaloupe

You found a mysterious capsule in the forest. You open it to find a curious creature...it's a Jackaloupe! Not the fabled Jackalope of North American folklore - no, this is an amalgam of a jack rabbit and a cantaloupe. You wonder what to do with such an abomination. Should you eat it, turn it over to the authorities, or keep it as a pet?