Ghost Pepper Chicken Fries
Ghost Pepper Chicken Fries,
they'll give your tongue a fright!
They're new at Burger King,
I should try 'em tonight!
An eight piece for five bucks?
A rip-off, I decry...
though I guess I'll pay it
just to give 'em a try.
On taking my first bite,
I'm afraid that I must say
they are a little hot...
but ghost pepper? No way.
I guess I wanted more,
given the commotion...
but what should one expect
from a fast food promotion?
Since kids might eat 'em too,
I knew they would be mild.
Meh, six out of ten.
They're good, but nothing wild.