Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Ghost Pepper Chicken Fries: A Fast Food Review Poem


Ghost Pepper Chicken Fries

Ghost Pepper Chicken Fries,
they'll give your tongue a fright!
They're new at Burger King,
I should try 'em tonight!

An eight piece for five bucks?
A rip-off, I decry...
though I guess I'll pay it
just to give 'em a try.

On taking my first bite,
I'm afraid that I must say
they are a little hot...
but ghost pepper? No way.

I guess I wanted more,
given the commotion...
but what should one expect
from a fast food promotion?

Since kids might eat 'em too,
I knew they would be mild.
Meh, six out of ten.
They're good, but nothing wild.

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Abscond From This Pond


When you're at White Water and there's so many people that the lazy river turns yellow.