Saturday, December 30, 2023

You've Heard Of The Elf On The Shelf


You've Heard Of The Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For...

01. The Carp On The Tarp
02. The Big Mac On The Tarmac
03. The Toad On The Road
04. The Cod On The Sod

Monday, December 25, 2023

Happy Hallowthanksmas


Happy Hallowthanksmas

The holidays are here,
like several in a row.
All within a couple months...
it's kind of crazy, you know?

Halloween, Thanksgiving,
and then Christmas at last.
Perhaps they should combine
since they go by so fast.

Just go to any store
in September and you'll see
witches, turkeys, and Santas
simultaneously.

So I've devised a greeting
to fuse these holidays three.
I find it rather fitting,
and I hope that you'll agree.

"Happy Hallowthanksmas!"
it's pleasing to the ear.
The only greeting you'll need
until the end of the year.

"Happy Hallowthanksmas!"
that's all you need to say.
Then tip your hat politely,
and be on your merry way.