Sunday, June 22, 2025

Dead Mall Haiku


It's dead mall haiku.
Wax nostalgic if you want.
Who else misses Sears?

Monday, June 2, 2025

KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review


KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review

KFC waffles.
I had low expectations -
but wow, they're quite good!

Thick, sweet, and crispy:
KFC makes great waffles!
Try with the syrup!

Who would've thought that
I would dub KFC as
the king of waffles?

Disclaimer: KFC is wildly inconsistent. Your waffle experience may differ. Overcooked, undercooked, soggy, and rat turd flavored waffles are possible.