Wednesday, December 31, 2025

New Ears Eve


New Ears Eve

There's a new trend
on the eve of New Years
to give those you know
a pair of new ears.

Dog ears, bunny ears,
or ones like a cat.
Pig ears, mouse ears,
or those of a bat.

Goblin ears, elf ears,
or maybe an orc.
Big monkey ears--
yeah, that could work!

Not matter what ears
for New Years you get,
here's hoping the set
are your best ones yet!


Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Black Friday Haiku 5


Christmas shopping sucks.
Maybe you can relate to
some of these zen poems.
 

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Necromonger Gingerbread Man


When one of your relatives is a Necromonger and brings cookies to the Christmas party.

"He's not a gingerbread man. He's the Holy Half-Bread that has seen the Ovenverse."