Yoga Worms

What if Dhalsim from Street Fighter was a zombie? He kind of already looks undead. He'd be called Zhalsim and would spit worms instead of fire.

Tornado Haiku 2

Storms are a'brewin.

Don't get swept away by these

tornadic zen poems.

Xlorpadoptron

Xlorpadoptron

In a few hundred years, the best-selling smart device will be the Xlorpadoptron–or Xlorpa for short. It's a puck-shaped, little blue weirdo capable of all sorts of advanced calculations. Marketed as the "Durable, Adorable, & Sometimes Deplorable Xlorpadoptron", it may be a bit too smart. It can make fart noises, tell you the weather, order groceries, command precision airstrikes, and even terraform entire solar systems.

 It also has a tendency to roast its users, which often causes them to punch the thing in anger. Apparently the developers anticipated this, as the little scamp is nigh invulnerable due to its squishiness. What other oddities await in the future?

Toy Yoda In My Toyota #5

Time for another edition of "Toy Yoda In My Toyota." This one is from Burger King circa 2005.

Dead Mall Haiku

It's dead mall haiku.

Wax nostalgic if you want.

Who else misses Sears?

Fryday The 13th: The Return To Krystal Lake

Even supernatural slasher freaks love some french fries.

KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review

KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review

KFC waffles.

I had low expectations -

but wow, they're quite good!

Thick, sweet, and crispy:

KFC makes great waffles!

Try with the syrup!

Who would've thought that

I would dub KFC as

the king of waffles?

Disclaimer: KFC is wildly inconsistent. Your waffle experience may differ. Overcooked, undercooked, soggy, and rat turd flavored waffles are possible.