Xlorpadoptron
In a few hundred years, the best-selling smart device will be the Xlorpadoptron–or Xlorpa for short. It's a puck-shaped, little blue weirdo capable of all sorts of advanced calculations. Marketed as the "Durable, Adorable, & Sometimes Deplorable Xlorpadoptron", it may be a bit too smart. It can make fart noises, tell you the weather, order groceries, command precision airstrikes, and even terraform entire solar systems.
It also has a tendency to roast its users, which often causes them to punch the thing in anger. Apparently the developers anticipated this, as the little scamp is nigh invulnerable due to its squishiness. What other oddities await in the distant future?
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